Craig Humphries
Owner, CEO.
"The wizard behind the Unipest curtain."
    - Donald Trump

Wendy Humphries
Secretary, HR Specialist
"Unipest's version of Vanna White."
    - Martha Stewart

Matthew Erickson
Web Specialist, Design
"He sees the matrix."
    - Stephen Hawking

Mike "Mikey" Ariaga
Sales Inspector
"...The only man I have ever loved."
    - Selma Hayeck

The Unipest Kids
"If I sign up for Unipest, will my kids turn out as cute?"
    - Angelina Jolie

Stacy "Ladybug" Haworth
Technician
"Silly boys, bugs are for girls!"
    - Stacy Haworth

Dario Gonzalez
Technician
"The three amigos don't have anything on these guys!"
    - Cheech Marin

Miguel Gonzalez
Technician
"The three amigos don't have anything on these guys!"
    - Cheech Marin

Cardon Ellis
Owner, Head Inspector
"You look like Ashton Kutcher"
    - Everyone

Troy Norton
Technician
"That guy is so punctual, he made my clock look bad!"
    - Eddie Murphy

Henry "The Flash" Domingo
Technician
"In the 19th century, France graciously fited us the Statue of Liberty.. in the 21st century the Phillipines blessed us with Henry Domingo."
    - Barak & Obama

Rhett Almond
Technician
"Tall, dark and handsome.. enough said."
    - Olivia Wilde

Danny Stevenson
Technician
"He's Hott!"
    - Paris Hilton

Ian McNaught
Construction/Wood Replacement Specialist
"Outside of Scotland, people may not know, but 'the McNaughts... they're kind of a big deal!"
    -"Gerard Butler and Sean Connery"

Gilberto Gonzalez
Technician
"The three amigos don't have anything on these guys!"
    - Cheech Marin